So as I mentioned in my previous post, I am currently being victimized by illness-making-beasties. In short, I hate my life right now. I was already sick three weeks ago, this mothafuckin cold snuck up on me like a goddamned ninja, and I have to sing my face off in front of my friends and family on Sunday. Therefore, I am less than pleased with my current health situation.
Anywhoo, I stopped by Stop & Shop on my way home from work today to pick up some delicious, illness-making-beastie-defeating orange juice since I have succeeded in downing two gallons over the past three days.
Don't judge me, I just really like orange juice.
As I'm standing in the juice section, perusing expiration dates and whatnot, this lady to my left all of a sudden asks me, "Do you watch Dr. Oz??"
Lady: Oh, well I was watching it the other day and he was talking about how almost all orange juice is imported.
Me: Oh, uhmm...
Lady: Hardly any of it comes from the US. Only Florida's Natural comes from the states.
Crazy Lady: Did you know that?!?! Can you believe that?!?! I will ONLY buy Florida's Natural from now on, you couldn't PAY me to buy JUICE that is IMPORTED.
Me: aye juss wan by joos caus ib sik
Psycho Juice Lady: Did you say something? I just can't BELIEVE that different countries COMBINE their JUICE into this IMPERSONATION OF ORANGE JUICE.
Me: I AMB SIK!! I JUSS WAN BY JOOS!!
I grabbed a gallon of Simply Orange and ran away.
Psycho Bitch Juice Lady obviously doesn't read my blog. Otherwise, she'd know how many of my Things-I-Don't-Wanna-Hear-About-Whilst-Sick Rules she just violated.